March is Nemhain Month: The Celtic Morrigan Goddess of Battle Mayhem & Blood Magick

Meet Nemhain of the Morrigan, The Triple Goddess Composed of Macha, Badb & Nemhain March is typically the Morrigan's favored month since it is said to enter in like a lion and leave as a lamb. And to a large extent that is true; however, Nemhain (nam-hain) is the true night terror of the [...]

By |2024-03-05T15:45:06+00:00March 5th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Over 95% Of Christians Won’t Make it Into Heaven According to Pastor

Heaven Isn't Fit for Christian Hypocrites . . . But Hell, Well That's Where Most Christians Go According to the Near Death Experience of a Baptist Preacher, 97.5% of Christians Go To Hell... Thanks to one of our outstanding TVs (Transformed Vampires) in Chicago who forwarded me a multiple part YouTube Video that featured [...]

By |2024-02-26T14:54:29+00:00February 26th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Why Jesus Commands You to Hate Yourself!

To follow Jesus you must hate those you love most! Including him? So follow the Good Shepard of Hatred by hating Christians, Here's How: You could go through one hundred lives as a Christian and never hear the "forbidden" command by Jesus himself no less, to hate your entire family and yourself before you [...]

By |2024-02-23T04:18:44+00:00February 22nd, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

New Last Harvest Podcast Live Featuring Damien Dumar

Now Online: The Last Harvest Podcast Featuring Damien Dumar at:  thelastharvest.info Catch up on all the breaking news making headlines (*or avoiding it) with Damien Dumar, the Marketing Director for Vampire Ashram and for the book, The Last Harvest by Lucien Mars. As the official spokesperson for the book The Last Harvest which is [...]

By |2024-02-19T23:47:19+00:00February 19th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Reptilian Bloodlines Reunite, CiaKhar Grows, Shara, Daughter of Iblis Defects

The Kuru and the Keres Reptilian Bloodlines Reunite, Shara-Daughter of Iblis Defects and the CiaKhar Grows in Power. As News of the Supernatural goes, this past year's news and the current round of issues is the most noteworthy of all. And it boils down to the same sin all the Abrahamic religions which God [...]

By |2024-02-20T04:15:00+00:00February 19th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Mrs. Grumpus Discusses How To Get an “Amen”

Do Christians Worship a "King of Kings" Reptilian Demonic Serpent named Amen? According to the Bible, yes, that is exactly who they are worshipping. Read on... What? You mean I've been dedicating all my prayers to a Demonic Serpent God? Mrs. Grumpus runs the Underground Sunday School for aspiring vampires and serpent lovers and [...]

By |2024-02-18T13:53:50+00:00February 18th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Mrs. Grumpus Answers: Was Jesus a Vampire or a Witch? Did he practice magic?

Mrs. Grumpus, a retired succubus queen, witch, soothsayer and stand-up comic has this to say about whether Jesus was a vampire or a witch. She was brought out of retirement after 10,000+ years of inactive service and recruited at a rate we could afford. Her comments to this question follow. Note: The comments of [...]

By |2024-02-11T14:44:56+00:00February 11th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Sweetheart Sale Now Thru Feb 17th! Freebies & Double Discounts Including 14% Off And More…

Here's a Sweetheart 14% Off + True Blood 10% Discount or TV Member 20% Discount to Celebrate Valentine's Day 2024 Now you can have your cupcake and eat it too! Valentine's Day is special at Vampire Ashram for the following reasons, one of which relates directly to the patron Vampire Goddess, Lucifera. So read [...]

By |2024-02-01T19:49:47+00:00January 30th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Generational Curses & How to Destroy Your Soul In A Single Step

Mrs. Grumpus, a retired succubus queen, witch, soothsayer and stand-up comic has selected this article to comment upon. She was brought out of retirement after 10,000+ years of inactive service and recruited at a rate we could afford. Her comments from the Grumpus Mailbag are: "WTF is wrong with people? If you got a [...]

By |2024-01-26T13:50:23+00:00January 25th, 2024|Notes From the Nightside|0 Comments

Sneak Peek At The Ankh Of Nyx

It is with profound pleasure that the House Keresian Ankh, aka 'The Ankh of Nyx' has reached its pre-production phase. The Ankh of Nyx is like no other, just as She is above all others. The sculptural lines of eternity above and Hell below symbolize her ruling power. The blood gutter below symbolizes the wellspring [...]