Do Christians Worship a "King of Kings" Reptilian Demonic Serpent named Amen? According to the Bible, yes, that is exactly who they are worshipping. Read on... What? You mean I've been dedicating all my prayers to a Demonic Serpent God? Mrs. Grumpus runs the Underground Sunday School for aspiring vampires and serpent lovers and [...]
Mrs. Grumpus, a retired succubus queen, witch, soothsayer and stand-up comic has this to say about whether Jesus was a vampire or a witch. She was brought out of retirement after 10,000+ years of inactive service and recruited at a rate we could afford. Her comments to this question follow. Note: The comments of [...]
Here's a Sweetheart 14% Off + True Blood 10% Discount or TV Member 20% Discount to Celebrate Valentine's Day 2024 Now you can have your cupcake and eat it too! Valentine's Day is special at Vampire Ashram for the following reasons, one of which relates directly to the patron Vampire Goddess, Lucifera. So read [...]
Mrs. Grumpus, a retired succubus queen, witch, soothsayer and stand-up comic has selected this article to comment upon. She was brought out of retirement after 10,000+ years of inactive service and recruited at a rate we could afford. Her comments from the Grumpus Mailbag are: "WTF is wrong with people? If you got a [...]
If one looks up synonyms for the word “keeper,” the most common synonyms include: keeper, n. 1) jailer, screw, turnkey, sheriff; guard, warden, doorkeeper, watchman; entry, sentinel. Other synonymous terms include: proprietor, owner, director, supervisor, custodian, overseer, etc. (source: The Synonym Finder, Rodale Press). So, let me ask you, would you introduce your wife as [...]
The most frequent question I am asked is, “Am I a vampire, and/or do I have the inherited bloodline to become one?” Because various vampire organizations will answer differently, I’ll first explain the process of a natural-born vampire who awakens, usually on his/her own that I believe all major vampire organizations will agree upon. [...]
It is with profound pleasure that the House Keresian Ankh, aka 'The Ankh of Nyx' has reached its pre-production phase. The Ankh of Nyx is like no other, just as She is above all others. The sculptural lines of eternity above and Hell below symbolize her ruling power. The blood gutter below symbolizes the wellspring [...]
Just Arrived! Custom Designed "Ankh of Nyx" by Lucien Mars, Inspired by Lucifera/Nyx This newly released sterling silver vampire Ankh of Nyx was custom designed by Lucien Mars and executed in prototype and hand finished by Steve McKibben, a noted producer of Hollywood props. It was also channeled from Lucifera to her liking at every [...]
Let me preface this discussion with what ESV is, and why the lack of it means you don't really have a spirit-entity. So many people purchase bogus vessels filled with nothing more than hot air, either because the conjurer is inept or simply a common crook to begin with. Approximately 80% of the vessels [...]
The Investment of a Lifetime & Beyond: A Full Vampire Transformation~ This post outlines the cost, background, and benefits of an actual blood-bound vampire transformation performed in accordance with the blood-binding rules and oaths to be taken to achieve a permanent, immortal and non-reversible vampire transformation. And to describe what a vampire transformation is not. [...]
