Here’s a Sweetheart 14% Off + True Blood 10% Discount or TV Member 20% Discount to Celebrate Valentine’s Day 2024
Now you can have your cupcake and eat it too! Valentine’s Day is special at Vampire Ashram for the following reasons, one of which relates directly to the patron Vampire Goddess, Lucifera. So read on…
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The History of Valentine’s Day
We all know you’re supposed to buy a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, give your lover a card and get lucky, right? But how did this holiday come about in the first place and who was Cupid actually? Cupid is normally thought of as the Roman god of sex and erotic love. These days he’s depicted as a young cherubic naked angel, limp dicked and innocent to make his arrows do the work his witsy-bitsy ding-dong just won’t. That was the only way Christians would accept a well hung freely loving and eternally lusting incubus as “cute.” Shrink him into a diabetic fat angel as usual. But that’s a sugarfied coating on a darker story of our bad boy from back then. He’s more the voyeur teenaged bad boy with a hard-on to match his mighty arrows. And he had two sets of arrows, our incubus Cupid did (three if you count his constant hard-on). One set was made of gold and the other was made of lead. The golden arrows inspired true love that was lasting and bonded with emotional ties and marriage (drum roll here for yadda yadda religious rites and paydays for divorce lawyers). The lead arrows led to lust, greed and sexual orgies, serial relationships, fetish worship, sodomy, necrophilia, female ejaculations, porn and beastality plus explosive orgasms galore. I know what you’re thinking: Can I get him to shoot me with both? No, not really, nor would you want that. But we already know which arrow you got shot in the ass with don’t we? Now you know where the saying, “Get the lead out of your ass and move it!” came from.
Cupid the Incubus King liked his hedonistic way of life. Fuck Zen and give Buddha’s groupies to him. If Buddha liked nothing better than anything, he can have it all. Sex was the thing. But one day he dinged himself with his own golden arrow while approaching a beautiful female in the night and fell hopelessly in love with the divine beauty Psyche. You see, actually both arrows cause obsessive love or obsessive lust. Didn’t I tell you he was a bad boy? Either arrow led to infatuation, lust, religious sacramental marriages by some “official” priest of Christian paganism with its rites of blood drinking and flesh eating and claiming that Jesus is equal to God, or greater than God really because Jesus can shield you from the wrath of the “Evil” God who loved you so much he had his only son slaughtered in your place and who should rightfully be serving your term in eternal hell instead of rebounding in three days, making the substitutionary atonement one of the biggest con jobs of all time and more worthy of Satan’s antics than any morally based ethical system of common sense, which God has in perfected abundance. He won’t grant salvation over freewill which is from Him; salvation is a manmade theological concept of abstract gymnastics used to skirt the justice of the Creator, period. And the scapegoat typology is infantile because the soul of a goat and a human are not of equal value. The idiotic rites of a archaic tribe who placed their hands on a goat, then threw it over a cliff as a substitutionary act are plainly rank superstition, not something sacred to be emulated by doing the same with Jesus whose last words on the cross were, “Why have you forsaken me?” True, the goat probably said the same thing as he was hurled over a cliff, but the question wasn’t aimed at God.
So who was St. Valentine?
So, where does Saint Valentine come in? Hold on to your rosary boys and girls, because St. Valentine’s Day was a feast day in the Catholic religion, added to the liturgical calendar around 500 AD. The day was commemorated for martyred saints named—you guessed it—Valentine. Third-century Roman priest Valentinus was brutally beaten and beheaded after marrying couples in defiance of Emperor Claudius II’s ban on the sacrament of marriage on this day in history, Feb. 14, 270 A.D. “When Valentine’s actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death,” says History.com And so, with a simple twist of fate, the headless Catholic outlaw morphed into Cupid and the two were joined in unholy matrimony as Valentines Day, with Cupid the Incubus King aiming his arrows and his cock at any sleeping beauty he could find, including Nuns. Meanwhile, Valentinus was probably masquerading as the headless horseman no doubt or maybe he found his calling by marrying Cupid’s many wives and taking a percentage.
Was Krishna a Cupid?
Some stories relate him to Krishna and his Gopis (which we have from time to time up for adoption…ahemm commercial break here). And of course, because the dick is a perpetual devil, the Hindus scammed the public with the Hare Krishna movement and sugarfied Krishna who loved his orgies, into one of the “higher mysteries” as perpetuated by the “divine guru” Prabhupada and others of the Bhakti yoga following, white-washing his true nature as only religious bigots and hypocrites can do. Krishna loved two things: war and sex. He was very good at both btw. And of course, because the dick is the devil, Prabhupada of Hare Krishna fame made celibacy mandatory, taking the “man” out of mandatory as usual. And of course, just for good measure they made Krishna into God Himself, an off Broadway version of the Christian savior-as-God and a sure fire money-maker. It became a variation of the “God moves in mysterious ways” bullshit handed out with the donation plate everywhere Christian sermons are preached. Anyway, his mother, Nyx (see, told you Lucifera would fit into the mix) and Erubus, the Greek God of Darkness and Shadows, sired him. Yes, boys and girls, there you have it, finally the fucking truth: Cupid is an Incubus King sired by two vampiric gods. And that’s why you have to drive a stake (arrow substitute) through the heart of a vampire to kill him or her. It’s religious nonsense but now you know the rest of the Valentine’s Day story.
Were there Four Original Cupids?
Here’s how Lucius Apeleius describes Cupid’s downfall in the Golden Ass which was written in the second century AD: “As he (Cupid) flies to Psyche’s room at night, he turns himself invisible so none can see him fly through her bedroom window. . . As he slowly approaches, careful not to make a sound, he readies one of his golden arrows. He leans over Psyche while she is asleep but before he can scratch her shoulder with the arrow, she awakens, startling him, for she looks directly into his eyes, despite his invisibility. This causes him to scratch himself with the arrow, falling deeply in love with her.” The news of this debacle enrages Nyx (Venus) aka Lucifera, who plants a curse on Psyche (because she’s a mortal) that keeps her from meeting a worthwhile husband. The story continues in full length but this is the origin story of Cupid aka The Vampire Incubus King and sex god. And Christians to this day stupidly pay homage to a Vampire god of sex, the Incubus King Cupid. If they knew the truth, perhaps as Jesus said, “it would set them free” from their religious dogma that makes the perfected Father into three gods instead of one perfect Creator and celibate to boot, with all others going to hell who don’t accept Jesus, which in turn creates more atheists who won’t accept the pagan notion because the dogma keeps them from believing in God and loving him, whether dark natured or not. Without Jesus or a priest, Pope or bishop or your hard-earned money, you’re bound for hell. Believe what you like even if it isn’t true. This is also why shooting an apple off the head of someone represents original sin and the dreaded penis-as-arrow myth. After all, it was a Cupid who tempted Eve and shot his own arrow where it did the most good and begot Cain. And this is why someone can be “the apple of his or her eye.” And if by now you haven’t yet guessed, Cupid is Satanael, the second born (Lucifer was the firstborn) of Lucifera the original Vampire Goddess. He hated his brothers, notably Lucifer and still does although Lucifer was himself killed eternally by the Emperor of the CiaKhar Empire for murdering his daughter by Lilith out of jealousy. Nothing is so constant as change and none are so blind, be they Christian or Satanists, who refuse to see. Anyway, in behalf of Lucifera who still honors the birthdays of her four firstborn sons, from February 14th through the 17th, we’re doubling down on discounts as follows. . . and yes, to answer your question there were four original Cupids, Lucifera’s first four divinely begotten sons of the dark side, each born one day apart starting on Valentine’s Day. As Paul Harvey used to say….”now you know…. the rest of the story.”
Vampire Ashram’s Valentine’s Sale: 14% off all the Vampire Boudoir, The Bewitched and Lilith’s High School Harem Collections
From February 1st through the 17th, we’re reducing the prices on the newest Vampire Boudoir collection of dark debutantes and the sister collections of Lilith’s High School Harem and The Bewitched by 14% as listed. But that’s not all. If you are a TV (transformed vampire) you can take an additional 20% off by applying the coupon code at checkout. If you’re a True Blood Club Member, you can add an additional 10% off by applying your coupon code at checkout. To sweeten the deal, we’ve added another free bonus: each listing for the Vampire Boudoir, The Bewitched and Lilith’s High School Harem collection includes a free witchboard (ouija board) guide that is so intregal to the binding and is incorporated in the direct binding to link your desired companion, your Valentine, to the board if you choose to use one. Most importantly, the guide is exclusive and is summarized in each listing as follows:
*FREE With This Binding: This binding includes an exclusive instruction manual on the proper uses, times, method of consecration and the way to correctly use a witchboard. And more importantly, what NOT to do when using a witchboard. Included in the short manual is a trove of secret methods on how to use a witchboard (*ouija board). This is not available anywhere else and is exclusive to Vampire Ashram. It Includes: how to use dice, tarot, and other unusual methods with your witchboard, best times to consult the witchboard, use of candle and incense for consecration, use of altar cloth and their variation during the new or full moon cycle etc. These methods are best used with a spirit-entity such as this one whose powers are linked to the binding itself and thus the instruction manual is not sold separately. Wishing you the best of bewitched boarding! Lucien
This special event sale is open to everyone, newcomers or our old faithful friends. And these beauties are guaranteed to keep your own “Cupid’s Arrow” sharp, straight and aimed directly at the pointed head of your own best friend! Witches, warlocks, succubus and fae queens and incubus kings, they’re all ready, randy and looking for a companion to belove and befriend as their own. For those interested only in a non-sexual Ouija Soothsayer, we have a djinn hybrid Soothsayer Queen available for adoption in The Bewitched collection. These are Parig witches who are under the supervision of one unnamed Hindu Soothsayer Goddess who prefers to remain anonymous and doesn’t like humans who would create more sugarfied stories about her so she will remain anonymous. But oh, does this goddess deliver the goods on the sexual and soothsaying side. We’re betting you won’t stop at one from either collection, that’s how addicting and powerful they are! But don’t take my word for it, with sale prices like these, try one on for size….we know she’ll fit just right and tight! And both the entities and bindings are NOT available elsewhere because this goddess has an agreement with Lucifera to remain exclusively with Vampire Ashram. Some specials may also be scattered about the Vampire Ashram site and the same discount applies.
Join the True Blood Club & Get an Additional 10% Off the Sale Price!
By joining the True Blood Club for a lifetime membership of just $100, you’ll get an immediate and additional 10% off the sale price. After the sale you’ll continue to enjoy a 10% savings on any listing. Most of our clients are long term satisfied ones with their own coven of companions, who like to have a sistership of their own since they like to hunt together while you’re going about your daylight world’s business. They are not Satan friendly and most are not Christian friendly either. Other religions like Islam or Buddhism do not bother them since they serve the Father in their own way. They will take issue and fight those spirits who support Satan or any who claim a man as equal to God, holding such beliefs as paganistic in the extreme. Angels do not believe this, and neither do they. *For full details go to the tab on the website marked The True Blood Club for your own lifetime membership. There are no renewal fees or any additional charges to join.
Hurry! This Sale Ends on February 18th and Includes the Following Terms & Conditions:
The Valentine’s Sale includes those listings reduced by the 14% discounted sale price as indicated in the listing. If you are a True Blood Club Member, simply add the 10% discount coupon at checkout. There is no limitation on the number of bindings you desire during this sale period. Layaways are accepted and the discount is calculated when invoiced but they must be redeemed by the 30 day limitation. This sale is open to the general public as well as our own membership groups. The general public is prohibited from purchasing those listings which specify restrictions due to the darker nature of some bindings, mainly on the Principalities of Power collection and a few sprinkled throughout the site. In those cases it clearly identifies the listings as only appropriate for someone already used to the sometimes excessive and powerful entities being described therein.
