Why Jesus Commands You to Hate Yourself!

To follow Jesus you must hate those you love most! Including him?

So follow the Good Shepard of Hatred by hating Christians, Here’s How:

You could go through one hundred lives as a Christian and never hear the “forbidden” command by Jesus himself no less, to hate your entire family and yourself before you can be considered a holy “disciple” of his. But remember his other command: you must love your neighbor as yourself, and well, since you’re now hating yourself, go ahead and hate your neighbors as you do yourself. Head spinning, no? You’ve got to hate your mother, your father, your children, your family and the whole world by extension it would seem. Sound outrageous? Not if you believe the Bible is the inspired word of God Himself (which it clearly isn’t). And if God is Love and nothing but Love with a neon pink sign outside his pearly gates, He and Jesus have nothing in common. Why? Here’s the command from the Prince of Peace himself as given in Luke 14:26 (*RSV): “If any one comes to me and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be my disciple.”

Another catch: Jesus hates his own mother. He has to or he’s a hypocrite because he’s commanding you to do something he won’t or can’t because she’s holier than thou. Sound familiar? And if you love a mother he hates, well, you’re not really very Christianesque now are you? Are you beginning to like the Bible now just a few degrees better than before? And if you want to see how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, look for the cosmic spin when it suits the hypocrites by “putting it in context” and squirming like the Devil to exonerate the very literal words of Jesus the so-called Christ (they only do this kind of mumbo-jumbo break-dance when it suits them and let the words and command of Jesus be damned in the bargain to save the sinking savior). The words are very plain. He’s not speaking to Satanists, he’s speaking to Christians.  Hatred of others is the way to love Jesus, and just as he hates his own mother, the Mother of God, you can see there is some dysfunctional holiness in the holy family. What to do? Because there is nothing whatsoever about any “contextual” comparison, no indeed. Hatred is hatred period, the very opposite of love. The words he uses cannot be any plainer in meaning. He doesn’t say.”Well in comparison to me don’t take me too seriously here…..uh, uh, what I mean is….” Right. Leave that one to the jet-setting Christian prosperity pastors.

Probably the safest way to hate Christians without becoming one by hating them as a prequalification to Christianity is to vote in favor of a national abortion ban and then pay a witch to curse every young daughter of every Christian pastor to be raped by a homeless group of mentally retarded drug addicts, all multi-racial imigrants with veneral disease and bear the love child without any hope of getting an abortion and having it born retarded and half dead, to be maintained on life suppport for 100 years. Then watch as the abortion ban is suddenly reversed as a merciful act by a shitload of pastors! (*Let the witch take the heat when God finds out what you’ve done). And if you wish to love these godforsaken daughters of pastors, then let them die of sepsis so the love child kills them -with hatred- or is it Christian love as hatred? And does the fetus go to Hell or Heaven? I dunno which because all this loving hate gets a bit headspinning at times. Anyway, its best to follow the words of Jesus without becoming Christian unless you have a masochistic streak a mile deep.

And how do you fulfill the command of Jesus by loving your neighbor when you hate yourself? Because if you marry your neighbor you now have to both love and hate her or him?  Every Christian turns that one around by hating all their neighbors and loving themselves with a free-to-sin-forever salvation that’s as bogus as a seven-dollar bill. Ain’t religion wonderful? And what of the unsung Christians like Charles Manson who exlempifed Chrisitan ideals of loving hatefully? Well, I know..I know…you’re saying to yourselves “The Inquisition.” Amen (oops, that is the name of the Reptilian King of Naga (serpent) Kings, and Lord of Naga Lords himself, a name the bible assigns to Jesus in Revelation 3:14 (*RSV: “And to the angel of the church of Laodicea write: ‘The words of the Amen…” The Amen is a Reptilian King of Naga Kings. The Amen means that literally and is explained in depth by another Notes from the Nightside article. The Amen is a twelve foot tall black reptilian king of Nagas (demonic serpents) who asserted himself as ruler of all nine kingdoms until Kurakulla, Empress of Nagas, killed him. So if he’s indeed Jesus reincarnated, he’s a dead reptilian demonic king of now dead kings. So a black reptilian serpent king commands you to hate everyone before you can follow him. This won’t end well for Earth methinks. Every spoken “Amen” hails a dead black demonic vampiric reptilian king. Take away: Know who you’re worshipping.

This begs another question: Did the Father Almighty love Jesus by hating him and having him crucified so the hatred could be spread throughout the world with the Inquistion as another love-fest of hatred in his Name? The logic, although severely twisted in evil, seems incontroverible, that God the Father hated his Son enough to have him crucified so every Christian family would become a breeding ground for hatred in the name of love. If you believe that you might just qualify to become the next Pope at the very least. Ah, but do Christians love anyone other than themselves and their holier than thou you’re going to Hell and I’m not attitude? Or, did Jesus hate himself enough to actually beg to be suicided by the Romans? Hmmm…. not out of the question as the Bible suggests. Or did Satan set him up as a martyr to fulfill his own command to hate himself? Was that Satan’s last temptation? Good questions all. And how do you hate your Christian brothers and sisters safely without obeying the commandement of Jesus and -God forbid- becoming one? It’s almost zennish in a diabolical way. They’re totally unloveable as far as humans go unless you are one, and then you must hate one another, not love each other, but then elsewhere you’re commanded to love one another (another lapse in editing and corrupting the text); but how do you hate them without following the command of Jesus? And if you dare to cross the line and become a Christian, does that mean God hates you as you’re now an adopted son or daughter? Jesus doesn’t make any qualifications whatsoever as to whose son or daughter, whose father or mother. So does Jesus hate his Father God? If not, he’s in danger of hypocrisy and losing his own pretended salvation. Problems upon problems arise, and a good reason there are no songs or Christmas carols about the command to hate yourself. If you hate yourself, kill yourself for the sake of Jesus who loves you. Look at him, that’s what he did on the cross, or what his own Father did to him. Yep. Ain’t religon grand? Apparently it takes a boatload of hate to approach Jesus on his own terms.

For example, let’s say your mother and father are both Christians, but up til now you’ve been a pussy hunting whore hound, a grifter and a drug addicted worshipper of Satan. Sorry to say, but to follow Jesus or even approach him, it’s not enough to swear off black lace panties, Satanic parties and booze. Nope, you have to follow the literal words of Jesus himself: you’ve got to hate your mother and father even though they profess to love Jesus who commands them to hate you back (and remember to be self-hateful at the same time and do unto others as you self-hate yourself I suppose). And now you enter a Christian Hell that’s exclusive to Christians alone: the Hell of Christian Hells, hating other Christians to approach Jesus. Suck it up, Bucko, God moves in mysterious ways don’t you know? And so the circle of Christian hate is complete. It’s just too easy to hate Satan alone and that’s why it doesn’t count. You have to hate the ones you love. That’s the Christian way…oh, and hate the ones you don’t love while you’re at it…baby steps and all that…

Imagine Christian songs sung by castrated tenors about hating your mother, father, family and God himself since if you’re adopted into his family, the curse now falls upon both of you. God must hate you as His son and you as a son must hate him back to follow Jesus. Is Satan really more holy for hating his family as well? I firmly believe God damns most Christians but not out of love or hatred. Out of pity. Out of pity for the fact that they are hateful and have a “chosen” aura of holier-than-thou you’re going to Hell and I’m not kind of universal vanity and demonic pride that breeds atheists rather than disciples of hatred. Jesus will accept no one else who does not hate himself, his family, his life and by extension everyone on Earth. But if you hate yourself, how can you possibly love others, even your own family? Maybe that’s the way to get a gold-plated sin freely salvation pass into his heaven. And to that extent they’ve obeyed beautifully and to the letter. Love them if you can, avoid them all if you can’t. It’s just too damned dangerous to hate them and thus become haters of mankind as they are. Or join them in their hatred of everyone but themselves and their free-to-sin-salvation fantasy, which is their real God. Take away their pretended credit card to sin and be absolved endlessly in the name and blood of Jesus and all that remains is rank hatred. And God knows it. And God will judge it and damn them and they’ll find out one lifetime too late that there ain’t no free to hate lunches in this world or the next, Jesus or not. So, is there a King of Hate Speech? Yes, and his words are a plain confession of the fact. His name is Jesus. Or Amen. Take your pick.